How?

You or someone you know can be awarded any of the awards listed on our site. The number listed with each award is the current lowest number available. However, you can pick any higher available number you want during the order process.

It's really easy to order. Just decide which of your friends or enemies (or even yourself) to whom you want to bestow an award, click the "Claim Now" button next to the award and follow the directions. If you want a hard copy of the award sent to you (suitable for framing) you'll need to know the physical mailing address of where you want the award sent. The electronic version of the award is free. The full color hard copy is currently $8, postage paid.